- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
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- me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
- Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
- Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
- America: I'm an idiot.
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